There’s an awkward moment in my life when I look at Martin Freeman and think to myself, I would totally hit that.

And I realize that I mean it. 

Why the hell is that man so fucking alluring? … Ugh. I want that.


my phone died or fucked up. or went cray. i have no idea. luckily, att was totes magotes awesome and they allowed me to upgrade a full four months early. super awesome.

right now i have some no name phone that texts and supposedly goes online but i have no idea. 

i miss my phone. i understand that i have a phone addiction. i do not want to stop or be helped. i just want my new new phone.

a super cool BLUE Galaxy S III. it looks awesome. plus, it’s android system is called ICE CREAM SANDWICH. how can i go wrong? 

… phone.


What’s the best thing about being older than 21 and living on your own?

That’s right: impromptu make-up and nail painting parties. I can invite people over any time of night, watch tutorials and get crunked while doing make up. 

Bitch please, we ain’t got no bed times. I’m so glad that I didn’t have this experience when I was younger, I wouldn’t love it so much I think.

WHY DO I LOVE MAKE UP SO MUCH?!