Cat by Winston. … He is fucking bored outta his mind with “The Horse Whisperer”; I’m not, bee-tee-dubs.

Cat by Winston. … He is fucking bored outta his mind with “The Horse Whisperer”; I’m not, bee-tee-dubs.


sometimes i think to myself: when do you think cats will start letting go of the fact that they were worshiped as gods? when do you think they just forget and be super cuddly creatures without the superiority complex?

and then i realize that they will never forget, never let it go.

we did this. humans did this. they made cats believe they were gods and they have never forgotten. 

sure there is the occasional cat who is just cuddly and puppy like, but let’s face it, he’s the Dobby of the cat world. the rest of the cats, they judge him harshly.

Cats, man. Cats.

(… it’s currently 28 degrees in Austin and i am avoiding getting ready so i don’t have to go outside. i have no clue what is going on in my head. stay toasty.)


Coming home from work…

I bought a cat tree from work just before I left this morning (was doing a reset) and had to drag the damn thing up three flights of stairs.

Discovered that I could probably drag a dead body up three flights of stairs in less than ten minutes.

I am not sure if that is a good thing or not, but I love learning. 


Me v. Kitsa

Me: Hey, Kitsa. Wanna play?
Kitsa: No. Wanna meow.
Me: I'll open the balcony door.
Kitsa: Imma climb the shit outta the screen.
Me: Fine, door closed.
Kitsa: MEREOW! MEREOW. Imma do this all night.
Me: ugh.