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shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

(Source: neutroisenjolras, via today-is-tuesday-too)

CLINTASHA AU - After the fall of S.H.I.E.L.D., Natasha finds Clint in a small town on the countryside. She soon begins to notice he is much more quiet and somber than his usual self. Something had happened to him while he was gone. 

"Clint, are you alright?"

(Source: loveholic198, via today-is-tuesday-too)

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smbc-comics:

Hey baby

smbc-comics:

Hey baby

lordwhat:

Fool proof.

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beautiful-ambition:

r-o-n:

breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

I’m mad… I just tried like 10 problems and they all worked. I’m depressed

WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL?!?!

(Source: yodiscrepo, via today-is-tuesday-too)

http://today-is-tuesday-too.tumblr.com/post/96017376751/clarabeau-ladies-i-am-holding-out-my-hand-do

clarabeau:

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see…

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

(Source: officialjipersnoe, via today-is-tuesday-too)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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grilledcheese4evr:

petalpunx:

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

This is the most important thing I have ever read.

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thatcouldbemyautobiography:

Wow it’s such a relief to know all asexuals are actually dragons. 

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motherofqueers:

tamarma:

gun-crazy-scholar:

dirkology:

karkats-fabulous-choice-ass:

dirkology:

is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

I would vote for him

i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot

(via thehoff0204)

hetawholockvengerstuck:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck

(Source: officialkrudd, via thehoff0204)

youtubekillsme:

Do I Actually Have a Crush On You Or Do I Just Like That You’re Nice to Me and Cute: a novel by me

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gym-teacher-dean:

jaythenerdkid:

I have lost count of how many times I have reblogged this
I don’t care

we all know which angel this is too

gym-teacher-dean:

jaythenerdkid:

I have lost count of how many times I have reblogged this

I don’t care

we all know which angel this is too

(Source: unclefather, via thehoff0204)